What is engineering?
80gb syllabus
80mb we study
80kb we remember
80bytes we answer
binary marks we get.
finally we get degree
“brain empty” ...
WHAT IS ENGINEERING
Friday, 22 July 2016
LOL
The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
Is it worth it??? ...
HUM HONGE ALL CLEAR
Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear Ek Din,
OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas,
Pura hai vishwas,
Hum hoge all clear ek din. ...
ENGINEER ANTHEM
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.
...
SOFTWERE ERROR
A software engineer was smoking
A Lady said
"Cant u see warning.
Smoking is injurious to health"
He replied
"We bother only about errors, not warnings." ...
;D
Civil engneer asked his town plannr.
Whats the technical defect in a female body?
Ans:- Entertainment area is constructed very near to sewerage area..:-D... ...
GOOD NEWS
Good News!
All Engineering Exams will now be only Objective Type.
Example:
3 + 3 = ?
Options:
A: 6
B: Six
C: VI
D: 6.0
...
JUST KILLING
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r engineers
Frnd: what about 4th one?
Man: he did not study and bcum barber
Frnd: y dont u throw him out?
Man: bcuz he is the 1 who earns ...
THREE KINDS OF ENGINEER
There are 3 kinds of engineers in this world...
Some make wonders happen..!
Some see wonders happen..!
Others wonder what happened...
PROUD TO BE AN ENGINEER
We build the world (Civil)
We create the magic world (CS,IT)
We connect the world (EC)
We are the powers (EE)
We move the world (Mechanical)
Proud 2 be an ENG...
engineer vs doctor
Doc. nd engg. loved da same gal..
Doc. gives her a rose
Bt engg. gives her an apple daily.
Dr. asks- y??
Engr- AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOC AWAY!!!
Enginr Rocks ...
